Hey you livejournal! Sorry I forget about you! I have super-busy life you know. Sometimes this internet-texting is FOR THE BIRDS, yes? (ps thanks you bone316! much kisses for that phrase! :D)

Okay so I make no progress with Orville! This makes me very sad. I think we are so, so done. Here is the last e-mail she send me, maybe you will understand.

from: Orville Reeves <sxu@mailmessageonline.info>

Do you want to get to know me? I am always so hot for you. I want you to know everything about me. Do you know that I get together with my cute girlfriends and we make fantastic movies? Come inside and see!

Livejournal I want to see these movies. I want to come inside. But I think she is maybe not for me! So sad :(. Here in Germany we have a saying for girls like that. It is "if the girl likes the girls let her find your dwelling not led by her mare"! I tell Orville that if she really loves me she will send her credit card? It is open invitation! Whenever, Orville! We can do kisses across nations! I will always be "ready and willing" for you!!!

Yesterday I saw girl with apple in the street! I see her and wave hello. She come over and we chat! Very interesting. She is name Anja! She died her hair pink, one time! She not always eating apples! ha ha of course :D

Anyway she say want to kiss and I say okay! So we kiss!

Later I tell her about Orville and she laughs at me.

'You so funny!' she say. And we kiss some more. But people, I have problem with what she say!

What she mean by that? Does she think Orville and I will never meet? Is she jealous? Or not jealous at all?? So confusing, livejournal! :S :(!!

If she think Orville and I never meet then she has got to think of another thing! Look what I recieve in the mail today! Ladies, start your engines!!!! Is time for Philip bidding just like I always say!!!

from: Orville Reeves <sxu@mailmessageonline.info>

Hello I have recieved your correspondence. Here are some pictures of me below. As you can see I am always ready and willing. I am bored tonight still but not boring. If you went to my site I would not be bored either. I want you inside me, that is the best way for us to do it.

She is very pretty but I go to the site and not understand! I think I make a mistake! What does she mean by "enter your credit card information to confirm your age"? Did I do something wrong? A click, maybe? I will ask her about these things. Wish me luck, you crazy internet peoples! :)

People! Lives is so crazy. Yesterday a man starts a livejournal just to accuse me of stealing. Well hello! You stole from me! Why you only have one friend, anyway? And it is you? Duhhhhhhhh

Things are same as always here in philip world. I am still waiting on Orville from America! Does she really care? Is hard for me to know. I will send her another picture in sexier pose, with my chin pointed to the east way. This is manly pose! And in germany is said pointing chins to east way is help in protecting against wild boar.

Ha ha ha! I know, we have funny sayings, passed down from time we live in forest. With the squirrels! :_ :D

Hey! I get this e-mail from girl in America! It very sexy! I forget about apple girl already! :D

from: Orville Reeves <a-adam@aboutit.com>

Hello! I am bored tonight. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at sxu@mailmessageonline.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. If you would like to see some of my pictures.

I said yes! I would like to see some of her pictures! I also send her very sexy picture of me for good measure. I hope that is not too forward, but is how we do things in Germany! hee hee

Is Orville a popular girls name in America?

Last night I went on a boat trip. There were lots of pretty girls! I sat next to one eating a red apple.

I say: "Hello that apple looks really tasty!"

She say: "Why yes it is so so tasty!"

We do kisses for rest of trip. This is courtship in Germany. How you do it where you are, crazy peoples?

lol! (laugh-out-loud!)

This morning my mouth taste like apples!!!

:)

Hello my name is Philip and this is a new blog!

Helllllllloooooooooooooo!

:)